Concerts & Events

Upcoming events at Somewhere in Augusta.
All shows subject to change without notice. All shows 21 & over with ID
Today is: June 30, 2016
Activities:
Comedy Events: (5)
Food & Beverage Specials Events: (5)
Music Events: (4)
Skill and Chance Events: (3)
Special Events Events: (5)
Sports Events: (1)

Comedy
Tim Kidd and David Beck Comedy Wednesday, June 1
Tim Kidd and David Beck Comedy
Augusta's only live comedy club featuring the Comedy Zone stars. This is adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter.
8 p.m. -- please be seated by 7:30 p.m.
$8 at the door
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Adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. New acts every week.

Tim KiddTim Kidd

Warning! He’s not as innocent as he looks….Tim is one of the hottest up & coming comedians today. His cutting edge style of in your face comedy and his take on any subject matter keeps you wondering. Tim could easily be described as a monkey with ADHD who needs his Ritalin.

After quitting college due to his fear of a public speaking class, it only made sense for Jamie Morgan to follow his dream of being a a stand-up comedian.  Jamie stared that fear in the face and has been making audiences laugh ever since.  Jamie has been touring comedy clubs all over the nation for the last four years and whether it's his clever wit or his absolute frustration with ordinary situations, he always leaves audiences wanting more!

 

 

 

Matthew David StanleyDavid Beck

David is originally from a small town in Virginia. He now resides in Springfield, Missouri. (Thanks to marrying the woman with the loudest laugh in the comedy club one night) Originally starting out as an observational comedian, but now he has grown into a more versatile higher energy style which includes quick one liner’s. Silly often thought provoking sometimes edgy social commentary. Never one to leave himself out of the show, everything in his personal life is fair game, his upbringing, everything he cares about and things he doesn’t, and of course his experience with married life. Unlike a lot of comedians David chooses to stay positive about marriage, never attacking it or his wife in the process. David feels telling the truth about marriage is not negative, and men and women alike are entertained by his unique view of this relationship between the sexes.

On StageThe truth is one reoccurring theme in David’s comedy. He chooses not to make up wild scenarios or characters to find humor. This is a key aspect of his show, and feels people can relate better to him by letting people know who he really is, and how he sees the world around him. David does how ever have an off beat way of thinking, and it is easy to think his material is “made up” or embellished, but as the show goes on the audience quickly realizes his brain is just a little off, and that’s usually when he hears his one of his favorite compliments, “You’re not right!” One of his other favorite compliments is when people mention how clean his show is, with a lack of colorful language, or explicit material. This just expands his appeal to a wider range of audience. David is quick to point out that his show is not “G” rated but an adult show with some innuendo that doesn’t use vulgarity to get his point across.

If you were to ask David how funny he is, or how talented, he would just simply say “I can hold my own”. He believes his show and his accomplishments will speak for themselves and doesn’t need to tell everyone he meets how good he is. You will notice there is no reference in this bio to him being the “Next big thing”, or the like.

David has been blessed with the ability to entertain people across the country, and recently around the world, with a tour entertaining our military in Japan and S. Korea. Working some of the best comedy clubs including, The Ice House in Pasadena, CA. Numerous Improv’s, Funnybone’s, as well as other top rooms including, The Loony Bin’s, Joey’s comedy club, Cracker’s, The Comedy Showcase, and Jr’s Last Laugh, just to name a few.

Not limited to just comedy clubs, David has a resume full of radio and television appearances. He has been heard on Fox sports radio, and the nationally syndicated Todd and Tyler morning show. TV appearances include the Sprint: Comedy Time Network, and Night Shift. He as even ventured into the serious side of TV with roles in Discovery Channel programming such as, The Prosecutors, New Detectives, and The FBI Files.


Burpie Alsop and Tommy Torres Comedy Wednesday, June 8
Burpie Alsop and Tommy Torres Comedy
Augusta's only live comedy club, featuring stars from the Comedy Zone
Must be seated by 7:30 p.m. Show starts at 8 p.m
$8 admission at the door
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Adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. New acts every week.

Burpie

The Comedian Burpie (born Jeremy Alsop) touched the stage for the first time in 2009 and hasn't looked back since. His high energy, thought-provoking, life experiences style of comedy keeps audiences engaged and wanting more from the time he steps on stage to the time he gets off of it.

He has opened for the likes of Dave Chappelle, Capen, Caroline Rhea, Dave Attell, Damon Wayans, Hannibal Burress and Jay Pharoah just to name a few. In the short time he's been performing comedy he has been a finalist in the 2012 Miller Lite Comedy Search, was featured on Shaquille O'Neal's YouTube Series "Shaq's Next Allstar", and has been traveling the country performing at comedy clubs and universities.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tommy Torres

This high energy mid-40s NJ native hits the stage, and doesn't hold back!! Tommy has the ability to grab your attention early, and keep you there until the very end!!

Tommy has always loved stand-up comedy, and has seen many of the legends perform live, including his all-time favorite comedian, George Carlin. He has never been afraid of the stage, and started his comedy career in March, 2008, at a local comedy workshop in Jacksonville, FL.  After a few short months, Tommy was hosting at the Comedy Zone in Jacksonville, and shortly thereafter, was featuring regionally.  Since then, Tommy has shared the stage with many great comedians like Rob Schnieder, Ralphie May, Kevin Pollak, Louis Ramey, Jon Reep, Billy Gardell, John Caparulo, Reno Collier, Henry Cho, Bobcat Goldthwait, Rich Vos, John Joseph, Guy Torry, Tommy Davidson, Bret Ernst, Jeff Dye, Huggy Lowdown.. and many others.

Tommy is a regular guest on 99.9 FM Gator Radio's "Hometown Morning Show" in Jacksonville, FL., and "Funny Business" Internet Radio. He was a Semi-Finalist in the 2011 "Florida's Funniest Comedian" competition, the 2012 Mardi Gras Casino Comedy Challenge, and was voted Jacksonville's "Best Local Comedian" for 2012. Tommy will take you on a roller coaster ride of hilarious everyday events, real-life happenings, personal history, and family events in a way that any audience can relate to, and every audience loves!!


Mo Alexander and Andy Murray Comedy Wednesday, June 15
Mo Alexander and Andy Murray Comedy
Augusta's only live comedy club, featuring stars from the Comedy Zone
8 p.m.; please be seated and ready to laugh at 7:3
$8 at the door
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Adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. New acts every week.

Mo Alexander

Mo Alexander is a Memphis, born-and-raised, comedian who has worked with some of the biggest names in the business as both a stand-up comedian and radio morning show host.  When Mo Alexander hits the stage, it’s clear that you’re the hands of a man who knows what he’s doing. With an ability to access both the smartest and the stupidest parts of your brain, there’s a reason this comedy phenomenon has been headlining comedy clubs nationwide for over 20 years. Mo’s comedy history includes his own running show in Las Vegas “The Mo Funny Show”, a stint opening for Keenan Ivory Wayans, and appearances on BET’s Comic View and Politically Incorrect. In the past few years, Mo has been on the Bob & Tom radio show, appeared on Mancow, and made his way through the ranks to become a semi-finalist of both the San Francisco Comedy Competition and the Seattle Comedy Competition. Nothing compares to the energy of a room when Mo is through with it. You realize that not only are you entertained, you’re changed. You have a mission: to slap the stupid.

Standing in the face of conventional comedy for the last 20 years, Mo Alexander has pushed all boundaries of what it means to laugh at a Comedy Show. The days of a “Fun Night Out” have now been replaced with “Oh, god it hurts! I think I peed a little!”. To say that Mo is funny, is like saying that Michelangelo was a good painter. Taking all of life’s absurdities and creating a night of hysterical laughter is why Mo Alexander is one this industries unknown greats. When Mo Alexander hits the stage, it’s clear that you’re the hands of a man who knows what he’s doing. With an ability to access both the smartest and the stupidest parts of your brain, there’s a reason this comedy phenomenon has been headlining comedy clubs nationwide for over 20 years.

Aspiring to be a Comedian since a very young age, Mo takes a lifetime of experience and insight and transforms them into some of the most ingenious laugh riots you will ever experience in your life. Not for the faint of heart, or mind, intelligent and hard hitting are two terms that best describe what everyone that has ever been to a Mo Alexander Show will experience. In other words, if you don’t laugh your ass off at his show, you’re probably dead.
Mo was featured on the nationally syndicated Bob & Tom radio program where he has been invited to return to earn the moniker of a Bob & Tom regular. Mo has also appeared on Mancow, Comic View & Politically Incorrect.

If you’d like to take a little piece of home around with you on your mobile audio device, you can find three of Mo’s CDs on Amazon or iTunes. The albums are entitled, Evolution, Nappy Headed Hoes and Other FCC Infractions and the most recent on which was featured on the iTunes new and notable charts front page for 5 months Just in case the Mayans are right….

Watching Mo Alexander is a night of hilarity and mischief that one won’t soon forget. Though, he usually tries to leave you with the underlying message, “I’m trying to save the world, one comedy show at a time.” and if he has to kick a kid off a bike to do it, well, you have to start somewhere.

 

 


Monte Allen and Brian Thomas Comedy Wednesday, June 22
Monte Allen and Brian Thomas Comedy
Augusta's only live comedy club, featuring stars from the Comedy Zone
8 p.m.; please be seated and ready to laugh at 7:3
$8 at the door
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Must be seated by 7:30 p.m. This is adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. A new act every week! VIDEO MAY INCLUDE ADULT LANGUAGE

Monte Allen

Monte Allen has performances ranging from colleges to rock concerts and has also stared in the lead role in a feature length movie, Let's Jack Jimmy, a film about four men that try to rob a drug dealer and it all goes sour. You have also seen his face on numerous TV shows such as Last Comic Standing, ABCs Good Day Alabama, "NASCAR Live," and the list goes on. His rapid-fire comedy stylings are based on an outstanding ability to take everyday dull life and turn it into gut busting laughter.

Monte’s rapid-fire comedy is based on an outstanding ability to take everyday dull life and turn it into gut busting laughter. But hold on tight to this ride because his southern point of view and creative imagination will allow you to see life in a skewed and twisted perspective.

You can also catch Monte’s new hit song “Better Places” all over the radio from coast to coast. “Better Places,” or actually “I’ve Been Kicked Out of Better Places,” is a laugh out loud original comedy song that combines true mishaps in this crazy comedian's life with a southern twang. This wild man’s show is just good original comedy that will leave you wondering if he is really that screwed up.

Brian Thomas

Brian ThomasBrian was a Navy Brat. He lived in many different places in the north east of the U.S. (even a year and a half in Scotland). He became accustomed to changing towns and schools. To cope with these changes, Brian turned to humor, and in these early years, his humor was silly, whimsical, and definitely extroverted. At the age of ten, his grandmother moved from just outside of New York City to live with his family. Just before high school, Brian suffered a culture shock... his dad was stationed to The South... Southeast Georgia to be specific. This change left Brian unsure of his humor, so he kept it to himself and became more introverted. His humor now only came out around his closest friends, and it tended to be more sarcastic.

Upon graduating high school, Brian began attending Valdosta State University. He was to major in Marketing, but dropped out with ten credits left to achieve his Bachelors Degree. He moved back with his parents, and they've been trying to get rid of him ever since. He saw this as an opportunity to try something he had always wanted to try... stand-up comedy. At his first open mic, Brian was terrible, but no one would have convinced him of that. Since then, he has developed his style, tempering his heavy sarcasm with the re-emerging silliness of his youth.

Brian Thomas has quickly created a foothold in the world of comedy by learning from some of the greats, opening for some of the best comedians touring including Bill Burr, Kevin Hart, and Louie Anderson. He uses his sarcastic, sometimes silly style of comedy to relate his experiences as a bald, fat guy, that still lives with his parents (and grandmother), and the sorry state of his dating life. Watch as Brian turns his shortcomings and often misguided observations into comedy geniousity.
Stand-Up Comedian in Jacksonville


Ricky Reyes and Andy Forrester Comedy Wednesday, June 29
Ricky Reyes and Andy Forrester Comedy
Augusta's only live comedy club, featuring stars from the Comedy Zone
8 p.m.; please be seated and ready to laugh at 7:3
$8 at the door
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Adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. New acts every week.

Ricky Reyes

Ricky is one of the freshest rising comedians in the country. With a perfect combination of likeability, stage presence and relentless joke telling its no wonder he is one of the most sought after acts in comedy today. “When you watch Ricky perform you almost forget you’re at a club…He make you feel like you’re just hanging out with a buddy in a living room cracking jokes”- The Orlando Weekly

Ricky hits the stage like a technician. He uses the microphone, stage, and his voice like an F-14 fighter pilot; dropping his point of view like sidewinder and sparrow missiles on unsuspecting crowds, causing explosive laughter and collateral damage everywhere. He can be heard on XM and Sirius radio as well as seen at clubs and colleges across the country.

Andy Forrester

Andy Forrester's brand of off the wall humor has made him one of the fastest rising comedians in the Southeast. His high energy and animated comedy has landed him spots opening for such headliners as Rob Schneider, Dave Coulier and most recently Kevin Pollak and Greg Giraldo. It's his original and appetizing humor that always leaves audiences begging for more. He is sure to make you laugh as he makes himself look like a boob, pokes fun at all that he sees and everyone he knows.

Andy's comedy career seems to have been a lifetime in the making, but officially started in 1999 when he joined the local Improv Comedy troupe in Raleigh, NC, Comedy Sportz. From there he began honing his ability to make people laugh without a script, or a clue, eventually becoming one of the premier performers at the newly named Comedy Worx.

In 2005 Big "A" performed at his first Open Mic at the famous Goodnight's Comedy Club in Raleigh, NC, and from there things took off. Audiences and fellow comedians alike always comment how "Naturally Funny" BiG"A" is, and are amazed that he can bring the laughs while keeping it clean. In 2008 BiG"A" won the title of Ultimate Comic at the Idiot Box in Greensboro, NC. In 2011 he took part in the Cape Fear Comedy Festival and was chosen to compete in Vegas in the World Series of Comedy. He continues to perform at comedy clubs, country clubs, colleges and corporate events across the country.

 


Food & Beverage Specials
Thirsty Thursday Thursday, June 2
Thirsty Thursday
$1.25 Bud Light draft 7p until close; 2 for 1 Martinis all day

Thirsty Thursday Thursday, June 9
Thirsty Thursday
Thursdays: $1.25 Bud Light drafts 7pm –close, 2-4-1 Martinis All day

Thirsty Thursday Thursday, June 16
Thirsty Thursday
$1.25 Bud Light Drafts 7 p.m. til close and 2-4-1 Martinis all day

Thirsty Thursday Thursday, June 23
Thirsty Thursday
$1.25 Bud Light draft 7 pm-close and 2 for 1 Martinis for the Ladies and Guys All Day

Thirsty Thursday Thursday, June 30
Thirsty Thursday
$1.25 Bud Light draft 7pm-close and 2 for 1 Martinis for the Ladies and Guys All Day

Music
Music by the Unmentionables Friday, June 10
Music by the Unmentionables
We support local bands and singers. Come join us.
Music starts at 9; $1 shots from 7 until close

Music by Adam Harris Thompson Band Saturday, June 11
Music by Adam Harris Thompson Band
We support local bands and singers. Come join us.
Music starts at 9

Music by Old Man Crazy Saturday, June 18
Music by Old Man Crazy
We support local bands and singers. Come join us.
9 p.m.

Live Music - Jason White Friday, July 1
Live Music - Jason White
$1 shots 7 to close - we support local musicians

Skill and Chance
World Tavern Poker Tournament Monday, June 20
World Tavern Poker Tournament
13 week Tournament with nightly prizes. Learn how to play with Adam, your poker director.
7 and 9 p.m.
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Learn how to play with Adam your poker director. Beginners welcome.

World Tavern Poker is America's #1 Bar Poker League with over 300 hosting taverns across the country and more than 100,000 registered players.

Similar to a dart or pool league, you will be playing in free Texas Hold ‘em poker tournaments each week at your local bar. The top players receive points and rankings for the chance to move on to Tavern, Regional and National Championships for the shot of winning up to 26 seats into World Series of Poker Events every year!

The year is broken down into (3) 15-week seasons (Spring, Fall and Winter) with Championship events for each.

As well, there is a bonus event called the Tournament of Champions. Each season, the winners from the Tavern Tournament of Champions move on to the National TOC (held once per year in Las Vegas) for their shot at a $10,000 main event seat. Click here for more details on the TOC.

It's Free, it's Fun and best of all you have a shot of winning millions of dollars at the World Series of Poker!

Each season is comprised of up to 15 weeks of regular tournaments with a 1 week Tavern Championship. Taverns can sign up at any point in the season and still qualify players for the Regional and National Championships.


World Tavern Poker Tournament Monday, June 27
World Tavern Poker Tournament
13 week Tournament with nightly prizes. Learn how to play with Adam, your poker director.
7 p.m. and 9 p.m.
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Learn how to play with Adam your poker director. Beginners welcome.

World Tavern Poker is America's #1 Bar Poker League with over 300 hosting taverns across the country and more than 100,000 registered players.

Similar to a dart or pool league, you will be playing in free Texas Hold ‘em poker tournaments each week at your local bar. The top players receive points and rankings for the chance to move on to Tavern, Regional and National Championships for the shot of winning up to 26 seats into World Series of Poker Events every year!

The year is broken down into (3) 15-week seasons (Spring, Fall and Winter) with Championship events for each.

As well, there is a bonus event called the Tournament of Champions. Each season, the winners from the Tavern Tournament of Champions move on to the National TOC (held once per year in Las Vegas) for their shot at a $10,000 main event seat. Click here for more details on the TOC.

It's Free, it's Fun and best of all you have a shot of winning millions of dollars at the World Series of Poker!

Each season is comprised of up to 15 weeks of regular tournaments with a 1 week Tavern Championship. Taverns can sign up at any point in the season and still qualify players for the Regional and National Championships.


$100 Big Prize Music Trivia with Gorman Tuesday, June 28
$100 Big Prize Music Trivia with Gorman
8 p.m.
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Challenge your team by answering questions and  competing in physical competitions.


Special Events
F&B Discount Day and Night Sunday, June 5
F&B Discount Day and Night
20% off entire tab all day and night every Sunday
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The “key” to a successful Industry Day…is YOU! Join us for a day totally dedicated to our Industry friends.


F&B Discount Day and Night Sunday, June 12
F&B Discount Day and Night
20% off entire tab all day and night every Sunday
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The “key” to a successful Industry Day…is YOU! Join us for a day totally dedicated to our Industry friends.


F&B Discount Day and Night Sunday, June 19
F&B Discount Day and Night
20% off entire tab all day and night every Sunday
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The “key” to a successful Industry Day…is YOU! Join us for a day totally dedicated to our Industry friends.


F&B Discount Day and Night Sunday, June 26
F&B Discount Day and Night
20% off entire tab all day and night every Sunday
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The “key” to a successful Industry Day…is YOU! Join us for a day totally dedicated to our Industry friends.


Paint Nite - Firefly Me To The Moon Thursday, June 30
Paint Nite - Firefly Me To The Moon
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You can only purchase tickets online at https://paintnite.com

Use Coupon Code: GAPAINTLEE25 for $20.00 off your ticket !!

Raise your glass to a NEW kind of night out! Paint Nite® invites you to create art over cocktails at Somewhere In Augusta, guided by a professional artist and party host. Grab your friends and spend two hours drinking, laughing, and flexing your creative muscles. There is no experience necessary and we will provide all the supplies, so you don’t have to worry about a thing (except having a great time!). Must be 21+. Food and drink may be purchased at the event.

The event begins promptly at the start time listed above. Please allow extra time to find parking and get settled. If you're coming with a group (yay, how fun!) make sure you arrive early to get seats together. If you're planning to eat dinner before the event, please inform the host/hostess that you're with Paint Nite® and check in with us to reserve your seats.

Events last approximately two hours, at the end of which you get to take home your new masterpiece. Please arrive 15-30 minutes prior to start time, especially if you have a large group. This will secure seating with your friends and allow you to order your drink before the event begins.


Sports
UFC 199: Rockhold vs Reidman 2 Saturday, June 4 - Friday, June, 24
UFC 199: Rockhold vs Reidman 2
Call 706-739-0002 to reserve your table today. All reservations must be made for no later than 8 p.m.
Coverage starts at 9 p.m.
$5 for ladies, $10 for guys