Concerts & Events

Upcoming events at Somewhere in Augusta.
All shows subject to change without notice. All shows 21 & over with ID
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Activities:
Comedy Events: (6)
General Events: (14)
Music Events: (8)
Sports Events: (3)

Comedy
Comedy: Sibley-Evans Wednesday, July 7
Comedy: Sibley-Evans
James Sibley & Mark Evans
8 p.m.
$8
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Must be seated by 7:30 p.m. This is adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. A new act every week!

James Sibley

Comedian & Actor to the core. Anything is funny if looked at the right way....yes even that. Working & Living in Hollywood right now but traveled America making people laugh. I've worked with some famous people but can't remember their names. I've writen some funny stuff for other people and done a lot of Theater. A father of 4... that’s right 4 great kids and a grandfather to 1. I got started early. Of course I have the web site www.jamessibley.com that has tour dates and TV appearances on it. I hope I'll see you somewhere out there in America. I'd like to say to my 7th grade English teacher Mrs. Marcum. Yes I can make a living at making people laugh. A lot more than a English teacher in fact. If your somewhere working a nowhere job and dream of performing or doing something adventurous. I say, QUIT THAT JOB! Go for it! Every bad cliché I can think of. If your good you'll make it and truly be blessed and if your not, you can always find another JOB.


Mark Evans

Mark has spent his entire life in the south. His "Southern...not stupid" tour has been taking clubs by storm all across the country and at the same time, erasing the myth that all southerners are a bunch of inbred pig farmers!

Mark brings a perfect blend of humor and sarcasm which points out the lighter side of the dumb things we see and hear everyday. As he puts it, "We all either cause, or suffer from these random acts of stupidity! The humor is in finding out which one of these two categories we fall into." His fresh approach not only leaves them laughing in the aisles, but hopefully a little bit wiser!

Along with the popularity and respect Mark has earned over the years, his tours have taken him to many different venues. Comedy clubs, Colleges, Casinos, Corporate Functions and Cruise Ships have all welcomed him back time and time again. Best of all, his PG-17 sense of humor offends no one, and entertains everyone!

Comedy: Larry XL and Surprise Guest Wednesday, July 14
Comedy: Larry XL and Surprise Guest
8 p.m.
$8
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Must be seated by 7:30 p.m. This is adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. A new act every week!

Larry XL

Larry XL started doing comedy in January 2002 in Baltimore, MD at Winchester’s Comedy Club cutting his teeth at the club’s open mic nights.  By late 2004, he was a standout rising talent and a local club favorite in Baltimore and Washington with sharp, witty comedy style that goes over great with mainstream, blue collar, and urban audiences.  Larry XL started touring the Mid-Atlantic and the South in 2005.

Open Mic Night Monday, July 19
Open Mic Night
8 p.m.

Comedy: Thomas-Cameron Wednesday, July 21
Comedy: Thomas-Cameron
Lawrence Thomas & D. Cameron
8 p.m.
$8
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Must be seated by 7:30 p.m. This is adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. A new act every week!

Lawrence Thomas

Large and loud, alternately topical and goofy, Thomas loves to make people laugh. He hurls hurricane lines out of a frenzied onstage storm that is little more than his own personality focused in a single direction. He lives for the moment, but at full throttle! He's fast paced, brutally honest and breaks down the troubles between men and women like no one else. A definite date night or a sure thing for Ladies Night Out.

D. Cameron

D. Cameron is traveling from comedy club to comedy club spreading good clean (slightly risqué) comedy like the flu.  People talk about the way he makes them laugh without even uttering any word close to profanity.  Which is making his mission to become the next Jell-O Pudding man  (when Bill Cosby retires) all the more within reach.

D. works in a middle school during the school year as a B.M.T (Behavioral Modification Technician). During the summer, he tells you all about it. He paints a picture of middle school life that will have you saying, “how in the world did he get that job” and “how can I get him to do it at my child’s school”.

He has worked with John Witherspoon, Steve Harvey, D. L. Hughley, Tommy Davidson, Chris Rock, Tommy Chong, Jeff Dunham and many more comedians in his career.

This entertaining comedian is a refreshing change with a unique way of looking at everyday living.  You’ll know him when you see him because he’ll be wearing a hat, a smile, and he’ll charm the pants right off of you.

Open Mic Night Monday, July 26
Open Mic Night
8 p.m.

Comedy: Kier-Amaru Wednesday, July 28
Comedy: Kier-Amaru
8 p.m.
$8
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Must be seated by 7:30 p.m. This is adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. A new act every week!

Kier

Fan favorite, comedian, singer, and songwriter, Kier is probably the only guy in Nashville to have played a writer's night at the famed Bluebird Cafe, headlined at Zanies Comedy Club and had a concert at Vanderbilt University in the same year. Kier credits the college market, where he has toured extensively, for allowing him to develop the two different sides of his creative talents - music and comedy. In 1993, the National Association of Campus Activities named Kier one f the "National College Entertainers of the Year". And he's been nominated for other NACA Entertainment Awards over 20 times in three different categories over his years of touring.


Amaru

If you needed a license to be a Comic this guy has one. His father was a Pimp and his mother still is a Jehovah’s Witness. Need I say more? If that doesn’t earn him the right to do stand up nothing will. As a skilled and accomplished Screenwriter he can adapt to his environment and make any situation into a humorous story. His comedic story telling can be mesmerizing at times. The Screenwriter in him makes him visual but the kid and quick whit in him makes for a good time at any comedy club.

General
F&B Discount Night Sunday, July 11
F&B Discount Night
20% off entire tab every Sunday and Monday with Somewhere F&B Pass after 10 p.m.
After 6 p.m.
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Come join us and relax, away from your own place. Must provide a current paycheck stub to receive a Somewhere F&B Pass. Pass will get you 20% off your entire tab every Sunday after 6 p.m. and every Monday after 10 p.m..

F&B Discount Night Monday, July 12
F&B Discount Night
20% off entire tab every Sunday and Monday with Somewhere F&B Pass after 10 p.m.
After 10 p.m.
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Come join us and relax, away from your own place. Must provide a current paycheck stub to receive a Somewhere F&B Pass. Pass will get you 20% off your entire tab every Sunday after 6 p.m. and every Monday after 10 p.m..

Two For Tuesdays Tuesday, July 13
Two For Tuesdays
$2 hot dogs, $2 chips and salsa, $2 Jager Shots, $2 PBR and Natty Light bottles.
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Tuesday is Two-For-Tuesdays (with or without a game) $2 hot dogs, $2 chips and salsa, $2 Jager Shots, $2 PBR and Natty Light bottles.

Trivia with Dakota West Tuesday, July 13
Trivia with Dakota West
WIN PRIZES!
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Trivia night at Somewhere In Augusta Bar & Grill on Washington Rd. Sign up starts at 8, Game at 8:30. Top 3 teams win prizes! Bring your friends and enjoy drink specials and food!

Thirsty Thursday Thursday, July 15
Thirsty Thursday
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Thirsty Thursday Post Game Party $3.00 Jager shots, $4.00 Jager Bombs, $3.50 Three Olive Drinks, $4.00 Any Three Olive and Red Bull drinks, $2.45 Domestic Bottles, $4.00 Tuaca Bombs. Even when the Greenjackets don’t play, the specials still stay!

F&B Discount Night Sunday, July 18
F&B Discount Night
20% off entire tab every Sunday and Monday with Somewhere F&B Pass after 10 p.m.
After 6 p.m.
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Come join us and relax, away from your own place. Must provide a current paycheck stub to receive a Somewhere F&B Pass. Pass will get you 20% off your entire tab every Sunday after 6 p.m. and every Monday after 10 p.m..

F&B Discount Night Monday, July 19
F&B Discount Night
20% off entire tab every Sunday and Monday with Somewhere F&B Pass after 10 p.m.
After 10 p.m.
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Come join us and relax, away from your own place. Must provide a current paycheck stub to receive a Somewhere F&B Pass. Pass will get you 20% off your entire tab every Sunday after 6 p.m. and every Monday after 10 p.m..

Trivia with Dakota West Tuesday, July 20
Trivia with Dakota West
WIN PRIZES!
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Trivia night at Somewhere In Augusta Bar & Grill on Washington Rd. Sign up starts at 8, Game at 8:30. Top 3 teams win prizes! Bring your friends and enjoy drink specials and food!

Two For Tuesdays Tuesday, July 20
Two For Tuesdays
$2 hot dogs, $2 chips and salsa, $2 Jager Shots, $2 PBR and Natty Light bottles.
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Tuesday is Two-For-Tuesdays (with or without a game) $2 hot dogs, $2 chips and salsa, $2 Jager Shots, $2 PBR and Natty Light bottles.

F&B Discount Night Sunday, July 25
F&B Discount Night
20% off entire tab every Sunday and Monday with Somewhere F&B Pass after 10 p.m.
After 6 p.m.
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Come join us and relax, away from your own place. Must provide a current paycheck stub to receive a Somewhere F&B Pass. Pass will get you 20% off your entire tab every Sunday after 6 p.m. and every Monday after 10 p.m..

F&B Discount Night Monday, July 26
F&B Discount Night
20% off entire tab every Sunday and Monday with Somewhere F&B Pass after 10 p.m.
After 10 p.m.
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Come join us and relax, away from your own place. Must provide a current paycheck stub to receive a Somewhere F&B Pass. Pass will get you 20% off your entire tab every Sunday after 6 p.m. and every Monday after 10 p.m..

Two For Tuesdays Tuesday, July 27
Two For Tuesdays
$2 hot dogs, $2 chips and salsa, $2 Jager Shots, $2 PBR and Natty Light bottles.
Read More

Tuesday is Two-For-Tuesdays (with or without a game) $2 hot dogs, $2 chips and salsa, $2 Jager Shots, $2 PBR and Natty Light bottles.

Trivia with Dakota West Tuesday, July 27
Trivia with Dakota West
WIN PRIZES!
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Trivia night at Somewhere In Augusta Bar & Grill on Washington Rd. Sign up starts at 8, Game at 8:30. Top 3 teams win prizes! Bring your friends and enjoy drink specials and food!

F&B Discount Night Sunday, August 1
F&B Discount Night
20% off entire tab every Sunday and Monday with Somewhere F&B Pass
After 6 p.m.
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Come join us and relax, away from your own place. Must provide a current paycheck stub to receive a Somewhere F&B Pass. Pass will get you 20% off your entire tab every Sunday and Monday after 6 p.m.

Music
Joe Stevenson Friday, July 9
Joe Stevenson

Brandon Bower Saturday, July 10
Brandon Bower

Patrick Blanchard Friday, July 16
Patrick Blanchard

Thursday, July 22
David Firmin

Bobby Houck Friday, July 23
Bobby Houck

Patrick Blanchard Thursday, July 29
Patrick Blanchard

The Unmentionables Friday, July 30
The Unmentionables
10 p.m.

JK and the Lost Boys Saturday, July 31
JK and the Lost Boys

Sports
World Cup Saturday, June 12 - Sunday, July, 11
World Cup
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We are planning to show as many of the World Cup games as possible. There are some games that start as early as 7:30 a.m.. We are taking reservations for these games to assess interest. If interest is high enough we will open early so that those who made reservations as well as others may come in and enjoy the game.

UFC 116: Lesnar VS Carwin Saturday, July 3
UFC 116: Lesnar VS Carwin
$10 cover

UFC on Versus: Jones VS Matyushenko Sunday, August 1
UFC on Versus: Jones VS Matyushenko