Comedy, Music, Trivia, Poker & More

Upcoming events at Somewhere In Augusta.

All shows subject to change without notice. All shows 18 & over with ID

JOdy Kerns and Herbie Gill Comedy
Wednesday, May 25

JOdy Kerns and Herbie Gill Comedy

Adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. New acts every week.

Must be seated by 7:30 p.m. Show starts at 8 p.m.

$8 at the door

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Augusta's only live comedy club featuring the Comedy Zone stars. Must be seated by 7:30 p.m. This is adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. A new act every week!

Jody Kearns

A parent will do anything to protect her kids.

The standup comedy of Jody Kerns has been seen in concert at the Wolf Trap Foundation for the Performing Arts, the Bradley Theatre and the Upper Cumberland Expo Center, to name a few. Jodys television appearances include the Emmy Award winning NBC film,  A Woman Named Jackie,  The Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon, as well as weatherperson duties in Williamsburg, VA. Leaping into the 21st Century, Jodys show was broadcast on Live on the NET. A Nationally touring standup comic since 1989, she has performed from New York City to Miami to El Paso to St Louis in comedy clubs such as the Improv, Coconuts, Uncle Funnys and Hilarities.

I have raised two sons, so I know Fear

Jody Lives with her husband Michael and dog Bubba on a golf course in Lake Mary, FL. Her first television performance was as a featured tap dancer at the tender age of five. She was a cheerleader throughout her school years, twirled baton, played flute and piano, sang soprano in the school choir and was vice president of her junior and senior class.

 I can churn butter and laughter at the same time.

Jody Kerns entertains with a wry, homespun look at the foibles of modern life including growing up on a farm, marriage and raising children. Jody happily customizes her material for the audience, squeaky-clean for conventions and slightly naughty for those who prefer a spicier show. Her highly original material puts a down home country girl spin, on the celebration of life, love and laughter.

"Im not cutting edge, Im cutting grass."

Herbie Gill

Herbie Gill is a comedian who learned from the best and seeks to blaze his own path in comedy. As a true student of the craft of comedy, audiences and fellow comedians alike notice Herbie's passion and dedication to stand up. Changing expectations and skewing stereotypes, this young comic can finesse any crowd with professionalism, style and wit.

Herbie's hard work and knack for presenting fresh new material earned him appearances on many stages and programs, including XM Radio, Comcast Cable, TBS' Daily Riff, PBS, Gilda's Club, and Local Point TV for ABC.

Appearing at clubs, showcases and festivals across the country, his show proves he's ready to take his brand of comedy anywhere. With a shining personality, excellent stage presence and hilarious material, it's easy to see that Herbie's comedy stock is rising.

 

 

Paint Nite - Fauv-Tini 1
Thursday, May 26

Paint Nite - Fauv-Tini 1

7pm

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You can only purchase tickets online at https://paintnite.com

Use Coupon Code: GAPAINTLEE25 for $20.00 off your ticket !!

Raise your glass to a NEW kind of night out! Paint Nite® invites you to create art over cocktails at Somewhere In Augusta, guided by a professional artist and party host. Grab your friends and spend two hours drinking, laughing, and flexing your creative muscles. There is no experience necessary and we will provide all the supplies, so you don’t have to worry about a thing (except having a great time!). Must be 21+. Food and drink may be purchased at the event.

The event begins promptly at the start time listed above. Please allow extra time to find parking and get settled. If you're coming with a group (yay, how fun!) make sure you arrive early to get seats together. If you're planning to eat dinner before the event, please inform the host/hostess that you're with Paint Nite® and check in with us to reserve your seats.

Events last approximately two hours, at the end of which you get to take home your new masterpiece. Please arrive 15-30 minutes prior to start time, especially if you have a large group. This will secure seating with your friends and allow you to order your drink before the event begins.

Poker for Fun
Thursday, May 26

Poker for Fun

Join us for an evening of fun .. Poker for Fun ... you can't lose!

7 and 9 p.m.

Live Music - Chris Ndeti
Friday, May 27

Live Music - Chris Ndeti

$1 shots 7 p.m. to close

9 p.m. until close

Live Music - Jason White
Saturday, May 28

Live Music - Jason White

We support local musicians

Paint Nite - Fairy Fans
Sunday, May 29

Paint Nite - Fairy Fans

7pm

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You can only purchase tickets online at https://paintnite.com

Use Coupon Code: GAPAINTLEE25 for $20.00 off your ticket !!

Raise your glass to a NEW kind of night out! Paint Nite® invites you to create art over cocktails at Somewhere In Augusta, guided by a professional artist and party host. Grab your friends and spend two hours drinking, laughing, and flexing your creative muscles. There is no experience necessary and we will provide all the supplies, so you don’t have to worry about a thing (except having a great time!). Must be 21+. Food and drink may be purchased at the event.

The event begins promptly at the start time listed above. Please allow extra time to find parking and get settled. If you're coming with a group (yay, how fun!) make sure you arrive early to get seats together. If you're planning to eat dinner before the event, please inform the host/hostess that you're with Paint Nite® and check in with us to reserve your seats.

Events last approximately two hours, at the end of which you get to take home your new masterpiece. Please arrive 15-30 minutes prior to start time, especially if you have a large group. This will secure seating with your friends and allow you to order your drink before the event begins.

F&B Discount Day and Night
Sunday, May 29

F&B Discount Day and Night

20% off entire tab all day and night every Sunday

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The “key” to a successful Industry Day…is YOU! Join us for a day totally dedicated to our Industry friends.

World Tavern Poker Tournament
Monday, May 30

World Tavern Poker Tournament

13 week Tournament with nightly prizes. Learn how to play with Adam, your poker director.

7 p.m. and 9 p.m.

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Learn how to play with Adam your poker director.

World Tavern Poker is America's #1 Bar Poker League with over 300 hosting taverns across the country and more than 100,000 registered players.

Similar to a dart or pool league, you will be playing in free Texas Hold ‘em poker tournaments each week at your local bar. The top players receive points and rankings for the chance to move on to Tavern, Regional and National Championships for the shot of winning up to 26 seats into World Series of Poker Events every year!

The year is broken down into (3) 15-week seasons (Spring, Fall and Winter) with Championship events for each.

As well, there is a bonus event called the Tournament of Champions. Each season, the winners from the Tavern Tournament of Champions move on to the National TOC (held once per year in Las Vegas) for their shot at a $10,000 main event seat. Click here for more details on the TOC.

It's Free, it's Fun and best of all you have a shot of winning millions of dollars at the World Series of Poker!

Each season is comprised of up to 15 weeks of regular tournaments with a 1 week Tavern Championship. Taverns can sign up at any point in the season and still qualify players for the Regional and National Championships.

$100 Big Prize Trivia with Gorman
Tuesday, May 31

$100 Big Prize Trivia with Gorman

Sports Trivia

8 p.m.

Tim Kidd and David Beck Comedy
Wednesday, June 1

Tim Kidd and David Beck Comedy

Augusta's only live comedy club featuring the Comedy Zone stars. This is adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter.

8 p.m. -- please be seated by 7:30 p.m.

$8 at the door

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Adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. New acts every week.

Tim KiddTim Kidd

Warning! He’s not as innocent as he looks….Tim is one of the hottest up & coming comedians today. His cutting edge style of in your face comedy and his take on any subject matter keeps you wondering. Tim could easily be described as a monkey with ADHD who needs his Ritalin.

After quitting college due to his fear of a public speaking class, it only made sense for Jamie Morgan to follow his dream of being a a stand-up comedian.  Jamie stared that fear in the face and has been making audiences laugh ever since.  Jamie has been touring comedy clubs all over the nation for the last four years and whether it's his clever wit or his absolute frustration with ordinary situations, he always leaves audiences wanting more!

 

 

 

Matthew David StanleyDavid Beck

David is originally from a small town in Virginia. He now resides in Springfield, Missouri. (Thanks to marrying the woman with the loudest laugh in the comedy club one night) Originally starting out as an observational comedian, but now he has grown into a more versatile higher energy style which includes quick one liner’s. Silly often thought provoking sometimes edgy social commentary. Never one to leave himself out of the show, everything in his personal life is fair game, his upbringing, everything he cares about and things he doesn’t, and of course his experience with married life. Unlike a lot of comedians David chooses to stay positive about marriage, never attacking it or his wife in the process. David feels telling the truth about marriage is not negative, and men and women alike are entertained by his unique view of this relationship between the sexes.

On StageThe truth is one reoccurring theme in David’s comedy. He chooses not to make up wild scenarios or characters to find humor. This is a key aspect of his show, and feels people can relate better to him by letting people know who he really is, and how he sees the world around him. David does how ever have an off beat way of thinking, and it is easy to think his material is “made up” or embellished, but as the show goes on the audience quickly realizes his brain is just a little off, and that’s usually when he hears his one of his favorite compliments, “You’re not right!” One of his other favorite compliments is when people mention how clean his show is, with a lack of colorful language, or explicit material. This just expands his appeal to a wider range of audience. David is quick to point out that his show is not “G” rated but an adult show with some innuendo that doesn’t use vulgarity to get his point across.

If you were to ask David how funny he is, or how talented, he would just simply say “I can hold my own”. He believes his show and his accomplishments will speak for themselves and doesn’t need to tell everyone he meets how good he is. You will notice there is no reference in this bio to him being the “Next big thing”, or the like.

David has been blessed with the ability to entertain people across the country, and recently around the world, with a tour entertaining our military in Japan and S. Korea. Working some of the best comedy clubs including, The Ice House in Pasadena, CA. Numerous Improv’s, Funnybone’s, as well as other top rooms including, The Loony Bin’s, Joey’s comedy club, Cracker’s, The Comedy Showcase, and Jr’s Last Laugh, just to name a few.

Not limited to just comedy clubs, David has a resume full of radio and television appearances. He has been heard on Fox sports radio, and the nationally syndicated Todd and Tyler morning show. TV appearances include the Sprint: Comedy Time Network, and Night Shift. He as even ventured into the serious side of TV with roles in Discovery Channel programming such as, The Prosecutors, New Detectives, and The FBI Files.

F&B Discount Day and Night
Sunday, June 5

F&B Discount Day and Night

20% off entire tab all day and night every Sunday

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The “key” to a successful Industry Day…is YOU! Join us for a day totally dedicated to our Industry friends.

Burpie Alsop and Tommy TorresComedy
Wednesday, June 8

Burpie Alsop and Tommy TorresComedy

Augusta's only weekly comedy club!

Must be seated by 7:30 p.m. Show starts at 8 p.m

$8 admission at the door

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Adult comedy at times. Must be 18 to enter. The Comedy Zone has grown from its humble beginnings to become the largest comedy club network in America. New acts every week.

Burpie

The Comedian Burpie (born Jeremy Alsop) touched the stage for the first time in 2009 and hasn't looked back since. His high energy, thought-provoking, life experiences style of comedy keeps audiences engaged and wanting more from the time he steps on stage to the time he gets off of it.

He has opened for the likes of Dave Chappelle, Capen, Caroline Rhea, Dave Attell, Damon Wayans, Hannibal Burress and Jay Pharoah just to name a few. In the short time he's been performing comedy he has been a finalist in the 2012 Miller Lite Comedy Search, was featured on Shaquille O'Neal's YouTube Series "Shaq's Next Allstar", and has been traveling the country performing at comedy clubs and universities.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tommy Torres

This high energy mid-40s NJ native hits the stage, and doesn't hold back!! Tommy has the ability to grab your attention early, and keep you there until the very end!!

Tommy has always loved stand-up comedy, and has seen many of the legends perform live, including his all-time favorite comedian, George Carlin. He has never been afraid of the stage, and started his comedy career in March, 2008, at a local comedy workshop in Jacksonville, FL.  After a few short months, Tommy was hosting at the Comedy Zone in Jacksonville, and shortly thereafter, was featuring regionally.  Since then, Tommy has shared the stage with many great comedians like Rob Schnieder, Ralphie May, Kevin Pollak, Louis Ramey, Jon Reep, Billy Gardell, John Caparulo, Reno Collier, Henry Cho, Bobcat Goldthwait, Rich Vos, John Joseph, Guy Torry, Tommy Davidson, Bret Ernst, Jeff Dye, Huggy Lowdown.. and many others.

Tommy is a regular guest on 99.9 FM Gator Radio's "Hometown Morning Show" in Jacksonville, FL., and "Funny Business" Internet Radio. He was a Semi-Finalist in the 2011 "Florida's Funniest Comedian" competition, the 2012 Mardi Gras Casino Comedy Challenge, and was voted Jacksonville's "Best Local Comedian" for 2012. Tommy will take you on a roller coaster ride of hilarious everyday events, real-life happenings, personal history, and family events in a way that any audience can relate to, and every audience loves!!

F&B Discount Day and Night
Sunday, June 12

F&B Discount Day and Night

20% off entire tab all day and night every Sunday

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The “key” to a successful Industry Day…is YOU! Join us for a day totally dedicated to our Industry friends.

F&B Discount Day and Night
Sunday, June 19

F&B Discount Day and Night

20% off entire tab all day and night every Sunday

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The “key” to a successful Industry Day…is YOU! Join us for a day totally dedicated to our Industry friends.